Pete: 'I thought I was broadcasting to the security services. What do I get? Scooby Doo and his gang. They've even got the van.'
marked improvement over last week's episode. I'm not sure it was enough
to lift the story up to 'epic' status, but it's certainly not languishing on the naughty step any more.
The clever dialogue returned, as did the witty retorts—in fact, all of the things which make for an enjoyable episode were back. But I still have several gripes with it, which I'll touch upon once I've covered what wasn't utterly hopeless.
Cybermen worked! They've never been my favourite Who villain, but they
actually looked semi-decent tonight. Maybe it was because there were more
of them, or perhaps they were just better suited to the darkened streets
of London, as opposed to the harsh, unnatural light of Pete's estate.
The back alley scene following Ricky's death was mesmerising. Time
seemed to stand still as the Cybermen stopped and, in absolute silence,
looked right at Mickey. The Cybermen are big, metallic, fearless
creatures. They should elicit feelings of fear and foreboding—and
tonight they kind of did. Occasionally (particularly during the
synchronised walking scenes), they began to look silly again, but there
were more hits than misses tonight, so we can forgive the occasional fumble.
I didn't really understand Lumic's reluctance to
be upgraded. Wasn't that the whole point of him building the Cybermen in
the first place—so that he could live on? So why refuse to be
converted until the last minute? Was it simply to avoid the
process? Let's be fair, it did look like an awfully painful procedure. Lumic did however look pretty cool as the Cyber Controller—all exposed
brain, steel tubing and shiny metal. In fact, Pack's monotone delivery
sounded far more effective once he'd been suited and booted. If only he'd toned
it down a little last week.
finally came of age tonight. In a sense, this week was the culmination
of his journey. He started off the series as the comic relief: the one
who got sucked into the plastic wheelie-bin; the one who fell over
the mop bucket; the proverbial butt of every joke. In 'World War
Three', despite the Doctor's uncharacteristically generous offer, he even refused a place aboard the TARDIS out of fear. But, this season he
finally appears to have overcome his demons, and I have to say, it's been the making of him. As he said to the Doctor, he's not the 'tin
dog' any more. In this episode he literally forced himself into the
action, and in the end—and completely unexpectedly—turned out to be
Sadly, his death had zero effect on me. Noel Clarke's acting was just too weak to do
the writing justice. His wobbly, puppy dog face returned, and the old mopey, dopey, ineffectual Mickey came wafting through—like the unwelcome stench of a three-month old onion, rotting in the back of the refrigerator. I'm sure the closing scenes
worked for some—and I'm happy for you if they did—but, for me, they
failed to have any impact whatsoever.
I did enjoy watching The Doctor and Mrs Moore team-up, however. I love the way the Doctor responds to smart humans. His face when Mrs Moore blew up the Cyberman with an EMP bomb was hilarious—both gleeful and admiring in equal measure. And the final moral message was a sound one. Yes Lumic may have been all powerful, but
in the end, all it takes is one idiot to save the world.
—Bearing in mind the Cybermen are so damn loud when they walk, how on earth did they manage to sneak up on Mrs Moore?
—'Mickey the Idiot' was the ninth Doctor's pet name for Mickey (amongst others).
—One of the deleted scenes in the boxed set reveals that both Ricky and
Jake were gay and in love. And yet Mickey reckons he's only stopping to
be with his Gran? Yeah—whatever Mickey, whatever!
Doctor: 'Rose, she's not your mother.'
Rose: 'I know."
Doctor: "The human race. For such an intelligent lot, you aren't half susceptible."
Mickey: 'You're just making this up as you go along.'
Doctor: 'Yup, but I do it brilliantly.'
Doctor: 'Would you care to accompany me to the cooling tunnels?'
Mrs. Moore: 'How could I refuse an offer of cooling tunnels?'
Doctor: 'Haven't got a hot dog in there, have you? I'm starving.'
Mrs. Moore: 'Of all the things to wish for, that's mechanically recovered meat.'
Doctor: 'I know. It's the Cyberman of food, but it's tasty.'
Doctor: "I've been captured, but don't worry. Rose and Pete are still out there. They can rescue me. Oh well, never mind.'
Doctor: 'Oh, Lumic, you're a clever man. I'd call you a genius except I'm in the room.'
Mickey: 'That's the Doctor in the TARDIS with Rose Tyler.'
Jackie: 'Where's Mickey?'
Doctor: 'He's gone home.'