Ivan: “You know, Mitchell, eventually it just makes children of us all.”
This
was a stronger outing for Annie. I keep waiting for them to do
something interesting with her character. (Instead of her current role
as Barry Chuckle's marginally smarter sister.) We're not quite there yet, but I did
detect a subtle shift in the force tonight. Sykes was the perfect
foil for Annie to riff off. When the dialogue's this good her character
shines. It's just a pity it's not like this every week.
Annie's
ability to read auras may generate some interesting story ideas -- I
just wish they'd given her a more practical skill. Something to aid the
ensemble. Being able to tell what someone's had for lunch, sensing
they've got haemorrhoids, or switching off the telly, doesn't seem like
the most useful of abilities. Luckily for Sykes, Annie's a quick
learner. She was able to close a door on her own while Sykes was
crippled with guilt over his dead comrades. I just can't help but feel
that, now Annie can control doors, they've excised her main source of
tension. Where's the drama going to come from now?
Mitchell's
currently stuck between a rock and a hard place. The vampires need a
role model. Someone they respect. Someone who can sympathise with what
they're going through. Someone like Ivan. The problem is, despite his
impeccable pedigree and marvellous powers of broodiness, Ivan lacks
willpower. Perhaps it's because he's been an addict for so long, or
maybe he just doesn't like feeling weak. Being an Old One affords Ivan a
certain notoriety within the vampire community, and now he's
reportedly gone cold turkey, his popularity has sky rocketed. They
treat him like a rock star. Which has put Mitchell in something of a
predicament. Either he lets Ivan continue feeding (whilst keeping up a
façade of abnegation) and keeps the vampires onside, or sacks him and
risks all out chaos.
Lucy's still pretty much an
unknown quantity. We now know she's been aware of Mitchell's condition
for some time, but she seemed genuinely impressed by his attempts at
abstinence. She even saved Nina from the explosion chamber. Kemp seems
unconcerned whether those in his care survive or not: kill or cure,
either suits his fundamentalist ethos. Yet, Lucy sees things from a
doctor's perspective. Curing patients is what she does, and harming them
isn't in her nature. How long before their differing ethical viewpoints
become a problem?
Buying a cage seemed like the
perfect solution to George's monthlies. The gang sat around watching
video footage of George sleeping was a real moment of group solidarity.
They looked positively entranced by his sleeping form. Running around
the countryside half naked always seemed like an unsatisfactory long
term solution. What if George were to stumble across some random hiker?
Accidents can and do happen. Nina's phone call was a real wake
up call for George. Time to move on with his life. The cage seemed like
the perfect first step. Other than the rancid morning-after stench,
George's troubles seemed to be over.
Of course, nothing’s ever
that simple. Initially, George's dalliance with teaching provided us
with a rich source of belly laughs. Teaching his foreign language
students to say 'shut the fuck up', coupled with his impromptu bout of
Tourette's, was both funny and face-palmingly embarrassing -- but
the beast needs to roam free. Tranquillising it and then locking it up
resulted in its animalistic traits bleeding through into George's
everyday personality -- making him one foul mouthed bastard.
('Bbbbollocks!') Kicking the crap out of the Head Master can't have done
his career prospects much good.
It was hard not
to be moved by the closing moments. George sat weeping in front of his
cage, mourning a freedom which never quite materialised, felt like a
real failure. Moving on may not be so easy. Perhaps they're all
destined to remain in a state of perpetual stasis. I wonder if George
will keep his job at the school or return to his hospital job. More
importantly: will he keep Sam?
Bits and Pieces:
-- George has an IQ of 156. Not that you'd guess.
--
Kemp obviously sees a difference between vampires and werewolves.
Vampires are beyond redemption, whereas werewolves have souls needing to
be freed. Unfortunately, the compression chamber's just blowing them
up. So why use it?
-- The agents were a little disappointing. They didn't seem to have any powers -- save fear.
-- Ivan's been a vampire for 195 years.
--
Loved the 'Mr Sands suck cocks' graffiti, although, would George
really be stupid enough to correct graffiti? What about that IQ of 156,
George?
Quotes:
George: “There must be some other reason for chatting you up, like access to drugs.”
Mitchell: “She's a doctor! She can steal her own drugs.”
George: “Ah, so she's on drugs. That makes perfect sense.”
Mitchell: “You see, it's pep talks like this I'm really going to miss.”
George: “This can't be happening to me! This can't, I teach language!”
Mitchell: “You could teach... bad language!”
Annie: “I'll haunt you!”
Sykes: “You can't haunt another ghost.”
Annie: “I'll give it a damn good go!”
George: "'Mr. Sands suck cocks'? For God's sake! It's 'Mr. Sands sucks cocks.' Singular, not plural. Have I taught you nothing?”
Annie: “Wow! Clearly someone's been watching a little too much Gordon Ramsey!”
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